I am the worst debater ever. I turn into a hypocrite because I literally don’t care about debating with you, I’ll say giraffes neck are really long and after they say something I’m like well they’re actually not very long. I’m like that because I didn’t ask for a debate. Actually just leave me…
so today in my spanish class people started talking about tumblr
they started saying this site is pointless and I was pretty close to committing homicide and fair to say I could get away with it thanks to the tips tumblr has given me
yeah bitches go ahead and say it’s pointless one more time lets see how pointless it is when the police can’t find your body or cause of death
Since yahoo bought tumblr does that mean that we have to reblog the yahoo sign everytime it comes up like we do for the creator? Im totally not doing that.
I literally have no boobs. DD, my arse.
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
this was my favourite I miss this
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read
Are you fucking kidding me.
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
I CANT
MY CHILDHOOD
